The Love Cats

♫We slip through the streets while everyone sleeps♫

This collection was originally going to be titled: “A Glaring of Cats” but I ultimately settled on the one you see. Yes, a glaring is one of the collective nouns for cat, though there is also a clowder, pounce and if they are wild perhaps a destruction. Personally, I think a destruction of cats also applies to many domestic felines.

I have always liked cats and as I recall they have always liked me. As I grew up in Great Glen whenever I came across a cat they always made a B-line for me and rubbed their backs against my bare schoolboy shins, socks around my ankles, looking for attention. The cats, not me, wanting attention.

I rarely expose my shins nowadays, except for Badminton and Squash, but still the cats seem to love a good rub. Maybe, since they have invariably had their genitalia removed it’s the closest they can get to jerking off.

The Lovecats was described as a parody by The Cure’s Robert Smith. I guess parodying those couples that are “so in love” for appearances’ sake. In my experience something a cat would never do. That is more canine behaviour. Cats have a far more nonchalant attitude to such matters.

When I started this my intention was to write a quirky whimsical collection about cats from Leicester. TS Eliot I am not and it soon became quite dark, and I also ran out of cats.

I Am Done - June 2019

Prompted after a conversation with my doctor that included the phrase "keep you alive like a vegetable".

Publications
These are listed in reverse chronological order of publishing. The dates in brackets are the dates the poems were written which I think are the more relevant dates.

The inside front cover of each publication introduces the theme of each booklet. Clicking on the links below will show you each introduction.

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Titles Conversations With Billy Cat July 2025 The Love Cats July 2024 Surrealistic Forest February 2022 Identity September 2019 This Mating Game August 2019 Unspoken Truths March 2019 Freed From Greed October 2017 The Embarassment Of Youth December 1987 (Yes I'm being daring)
Yes I know is has two "r"s. How ironic.
The Gender Delusion April 2016 The Preposterous Truth February 2016 Everything Has A Lifespan March 2016 Polonez Traumatic Sex Disorder April 2016
Filmpoems